CHAPTER 1
WILL
©Beth Rinyu 2014
I lifted my head from the pillow, feeling
like I had been run over by a freight train. Clearly, this was my body's way of
telling me that I was getting too old to be partying this way, but I was going
to ignore it for as long as I could. I knew better than anyone that you only
live once so you may as well make it memorable. Once my eyes focused, I realized
I was in Delia's bed, the woman I had sworn myself away from. But, after my
eighth shot of Jack and one too many beers, I guess I had thrown all sense of
reasoning out the window. I would have much rather been waking up next to that
cute little waitress who had been flirting with me all night.
I sat up, grabbed my pants from the floor
and pulled them up. I reached inside the pocket for my phone to check the
time and found a text from my sister-in-law.
Don't forget it’s your mom's b-day.
Oh,
fuck. I totally forgot. Now I would just have to
pay double to have flowers delivered to her today.
“Hey, where are you going?” Delia asked as
she sat up on her elbow. Black smudges were swirled around her eyes like a
raccoon.
“I gotta get. I have some things to do
before my shift starts,” I said, bending down to tie my shoe.
“Liar. You’re off for the next three days.”
Was
I? Damn, this bitch knew my schedule better than I
did.
“Yeah, well, I got lots to do today. It’s
my mom’s birthday.” She didn’t need to know that my mother was lucky to even
get a phone call from me, and that was if
I still remembered after I slept it off.
“Well, am I going to see you tonight?”
“Um...I don't think so.”
She stuck out her bottom lip and pretended
to pout. Normally that would work on me, but not anymore.
“Oh, come on, Will. Albert is only going to
be in Florida until Friday. Let’s make the most of it.”
Albert was Delia's much older husband; as
in, he was seventy-two and she was thirty. He liked having a young, hot
wife on his arm for all of his social functions, and she liked his bank
account. She had everything that she wanted…a posh penthouse on the upper east side, a
beautiful set of tits, diamonds strung around her neck, shoes that
probably cost more than I made in a month. All paid for by said bank account.
The only thing she was missing was a guy in her bedroom that was closer to her
age, and that's where I came in.
At first, I was happy to accommodate her
needs, but now it was just starting to get old. The sex was good enough and she
certainly wasn’t afraid to try new things. But she was starting to become needy,
almost as if she wanted some type of commitment from me. That’s where I drew the line. I was commitment phobic and wasn't
ashamed to admit it. I could never imagine myself with one woman for the rest
of my life. The mere thought of the same piece of ass forever depressed me. It
was like settling for one type of liquor when there was a whole bar full to be
sampled. Not to mention that I had to live up to my parent's very low
expectations of me.
“Sorry, Delia, not tonight. We need to take
this down a notch.” I stood up and buttoned up my pants.
She sat up quickly and got out of bed,
wrapping the sheet around herself.
“What the hell are you talking about?” she
asked, as she frantically followed me out of the bedroom.
“Delia, you’re a great girl and I like you,
I really do, but it’s just getting old now. You’re married and –.”
“Oh no! Don’t you dare play that card, you son of a bitch! You couldn’t give two
shits about that when I was sucking your dick last night.”
“Sweetheart, I was so drunk last night that
a fuckin’ Sports Illustrated swimsuit
model could have been sucking my dick and I wouldn’t have remembered. But I’m
sure you were great, just like always.”
“I can’t believe you’re doing this.”
“Doing what? What did you think? That you
and I were in some type of monogamous relationship or something? You’re married
and I don’t tie myself down to one girl. These are things that we both knew
going in. So why are you going all psycho on me now?”
“You used me, Will!”
I couldn’t control my laughter. “I used
you? How the fuck did I use you? You’re the one that needed someone to be a
fill-in for your decrepit husband that can’t get it up, and I was just happy to
provide those services. So, in a way, you
used me. Just have Albert buy you
some new diamond earrings when he gets back, pop a few Viagra’s in his orange
juice, and everything will be just fine.”
She lunged toward me and pushed me as hard
as she could, not even budging me, causing the sheet to come off of her in the
process. “You’re a fuckin’ asshole!” she shouted.
I looked over her naked body one last time.
I had to admit, I was going to miss those tits and that perfect ass. “Better to
be a fuckin’ asshole than an asshole gettin’ fucked.”
Her jaw dropped and her eyes narrowed. I
gave her a quick grin before making my exit, just as I heard her heave what
sounded like a very heavy object at the closed door, which I’m sure was
intended for my head. While I stood in the hallway and waited for the elevator,
I pulled out my phone and texted my sister-in-law back.
Hope, did I ever tell you that you’re my
favorite sister-in-law?
Her reply came through just as I stepped
into the elevator and hit the L button.
I’m your only sister-in-law.What’s your credit card number and how
much do you want to spend?
I pulled out my credit card and punched the
numbers into my phone. “Happy birthday, Mom,” I said, leaning my head on the
elevator wall. When I stepped out and into the lobby, I instinctively reached
for my sunglasses on top of my head, only to find that they weren’t there.
Somehow, I didn’t think that the bright August sunlight streaming through the
window and my throbbing head would mesh too well. After last night, I couldn’t
even imagine where they were. I was surprised that I actually still had my
wallet on me. Oh, well. Another pair
bites the dust. Too bad they had to be my favorite two hundred dollar pair
of Oakley’s.
I squinted as I stepped outside. It felt
like it was a hundred degrees already and it was only a little after seven.
“Hey, Mr. McAdams. Are you putting out any
fires today?” Jeffrey, the doorman for Delia’s apartment building, asked.
“No, but I think I may have started one on
the top floor.” I smirked.
He shook his head and smirked back. I could
tell that he was doing his best to hold back his laughter. I was pretty sure
that he was up to speed on all the dirt of the tenants in the building. “Have a
good one, Jeffrey,” I said as I hailed down a cab with nothing else on my mind
except my own bed and being passed out cold in it within the next twenty
minutes.
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